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  • Ninja: American Warrior (1987)

    Ninja: American Warrior (1987)

    The year is 1987 and Godfrey ho aka God had created another ninja extravaganza! Movie lovers around the world camped out for days in front of theaters hoping to get a glimpse of the latest work of passion from a director who always delivered. The curtain was pulled back and audiences were greeted with some soccer mom with bad eighties hair fighting ninjas in a field. Her kung fu is absolutely pathetic but she somehow kills them all. She then [...]

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  • Ninja Dragon [1986]

    Ninja Dragon [1986]

    In Shanghai, two rival gangs – the Furious Fox and the Black Eagle – are fighting to establish dominance in the territory. When Ronald, a major gang figurehead and good friend of Ninja master Gordon (Harrison), is killed, it creates unrest in both clans and forces Gordon to become involved. Rather than go himself, he sends his bodyguard Dragon to size up the situation and it isn’t long before death comes to visit both sides of town. When it emerges [...]

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  • Ninja Empire (1988)

    Ninja Empire (1988)

    Absolutely priceless! For fans of craptastic movies, this is pretty much a must see with inevitable epic ninja battle at the movies climax. So where are the ninja in this you may ask? Well in a completely separate, newly edited in side story our man Ho delivers a plot involving Brad, the investigative partner of the female lead from the other film/plot (are you following this?) Whilst investigating the same case (in a very lacklustre manner I might add) Brad [...]

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