Ninja Empire (1988)

Absolutely priceless! For fans of craptastic movies, this is pretty much a must see with inevitable epic ninja battle at the movies climax.
So where are the ninja in this you may ask? Well in a completely separate, newly edited in side story our man Ho delivers a plot involving Brad, the investigative partner of the female lead from the other film/plot (are you following this?) Whilst investigating the same case (in a very lacklustre manner I might add) Brad causes ripples for another crime boss played by Mike Abbott. Now for the twist…..it turns out against all levels of probability, that both Brad and the crime boss are in fact ninja(!!!) Well strike a light, what a coincidence eh?And not just his voice either, the side splitting dialogue on offer here also had me in hysterics…..the best line of the movie for instance when the crime boss berates some of his cronies for their ineptitude by uttering the immortal line, ‘You’re all a bunch of filthy scums!’
Directed by Godfrey Ho. With Mike Abbott, Marko Ritchie, Marcus Egan.