Ninja: American Warrior (1987)

The year is 1987 and Godfrey ho aka God had created another ninja extravaganza! Movie lovers around the world camped out for days in front of theaters hoping to get a glimpse of the latest work of passion from a director who always delivered.

The curtain was pulled back and audiences were greeted with some soccer mom with bad eighties hair fighting ninjas in a field. Her kung fu is absolutely pathetic but she somehow kills them all. She then puts on a cheap rubber mask and we cut to footage from a totally different movie God probably fished out of the dumpster behind the local fish market.

In this movie some lady fighter named amazonia is battling the Shrew; a ruthless lady crime lord. these scenes are rather boring. There’s some adequate action but it just lacks the touch of God to give it ninja life.

Directed by Godfrey Ho. With Glen Carson, Jeff Houston, Jonathan Isgar.